We Are Slaughter.
Camp. Chains of conversation and dualing quips of dialogue. Nearly naked Klickitatians. Grappling with tent stakes and tree limbs. Blongo: red, yellow, green, and balls of blue. Frozen bits in the cold rushing river. Standing. Drinking. Talking. Laughing. Bacon wrapped weenies charm the inebriated mass. Sitting. Drinking. Eating. Talking. Laughing. Good movies: screams of horror and delight. Great movies: a breathless crowd. Bad movies: laughter, heckles and the GONG. Drink again. Flashlights in the Honey Bucket. Wild Turkeys. Screaming Dogs. Sweet sweet swirling sleep.
Winter. No snow; that blows; find small patches in the wood; crouch together and pretend to eat your friend like a pack of wild zombies…for a photo op. Johnny Hot Tub. Ice Axe. Drink. Hot homemade Chex Mix. Hot homemade Chex Mix Maker. House porn. Coloring pages. A gluttony of clever food and dangerous beverage. Tightly we squeeze together for a good view. The Busty Goddess watches over us…from above. Cinematic brilliance and the occasional murderous appendage. Animals and children in peril. To gong or not to gong. Watch some more. Drink some more. 24 Films in 3 Days? Sweet sweet swirling sleep.
SLAUGHTER PICS
BRING OUT THE FREAKS
Abby
Bruja Malvada del Payaso
Alex
Cut-throat Critic
Alexandra
Hapless VictimYes, that is Sasha Roiz.
Antonio
Non-corporeal Entity
Brian
Sad Clown
Cydne
Chief Pancake Flippin' River-Sitter
Damon
Second Unit C.H.U.D.-Fluffer
Drusilla
Goddess of the Slaughter
Jeff
Necromancer
Jen
Zombie
Jill
Buzz Kill
John
Zombie
Juliana
Pet Death Monitor
Kate
K8
Kevin
Easily Scared
Kyle
Giant Monster Supervisor/Handler
Kyle
Giant Monster Handler Handler
Michele
Killer Klown Baker
Michele
Aunt Flo
Sandy
Inventor of the Meat Sweeper
Sean
Scaly Hermaphrodite Lake Monster
Shelley
Usually Drunk and in Peril
Steve G.
Reluctant Seer
Steve
Self Embalmer
Willy
Curator/Red Herring
Bev and Ellie
Poop FlingersMOVIE QUOTES
Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.
— The Shining, Jack TorranceDo you know what I had for breakfast this morning rookie? How do you say… I had Sonny side up, und I had Sonny side down, und I had Sonny side all ze vay around.
— Hot Dog: The Movie, RudyThis is top shit.
— Zombie Ass: Toliet of the Dead, MakiIf you see it coming, you’re already dead.
— One-Eyed Monster, "One-Eyed Monster"Wanna date?
— Frankenhooker, ElizabethI think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
— What We Do In The Shadows, VladislavThe first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons… were the fatties.
— Zombieland, Columbus